- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What would u like to drink?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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