- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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