- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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