- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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