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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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