- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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