Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Once upon a time a was born

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I enjoy Popcorn

You should read the Terms of Service.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...