- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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