A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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