Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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