a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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