What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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