A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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