- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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