Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A pope meets another one

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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