2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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