- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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