- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Nobody cares maddie!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

black chicken. kfc

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

poopy is poopy

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