- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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