- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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