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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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