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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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