Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

LO AND BEHOLD!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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