- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Your sex life.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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