- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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