- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

AIDS

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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