What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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