- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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