- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are red.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

HURT

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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