- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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