My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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