A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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