i like turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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