- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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