- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

mexicans fishing

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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