- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A Duck walks into a bar.

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