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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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