- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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