- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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