- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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