How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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