- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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