Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A fat guy!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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