-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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women's rights

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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