- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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