- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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