- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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