- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How's the weather? Good.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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