- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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