How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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