- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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