- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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