- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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