Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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