- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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