- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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