- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

u know whats a crime? rape

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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