Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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