Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Albino African Americans

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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