Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

THe Election

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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