- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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