- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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