- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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