- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Please ignore this statement.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Pickle

I just threw up..In my pants.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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