- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Good job, son.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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