- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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