How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Women's rights.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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