Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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