- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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