What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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